sensational drama on the dangerous road bend today ,as a giant oak limb fell, for no reason, (well maybe through stress of lack of water ) on to the road ! luckily the very nice boys from our Olus composting crew took the brilliant initiative (don’t you just love men and big machinery ) and shoved the big thing off into our woodside verge, thus avoiding inevitable carnage among the commuters screaming along to work ! cars which (small rant alert) do not slow down at all and whizz by like terrifying dodgems … cue the chain saw crew , me and Paul ! it’s those chainsaw pants that just make men look so god damned hunky ! Paul chopped it all up and we carted the offending wood away .. but worried in case more fall off ! and also fall on pig fence which could result in a scarey release of the porkers ! keeping the things in now is a mighty test of wills and cunning. Pigs spending far too many hours plotting their next moves and generally rabble rousing whenever food appears.
Another thing I need to talk about today is the magical properties of string and how a simple piece of gardeners twine can easily become a sensational and very necessary fashion accessory , or belt. Trousers falling off ( that mulching must have done some good despite , kitkats and french fancies ) I simply reach for some string and voila ! decorum is restored ! and I can truthfully say I spent but pence on a very practical piece of kit and sartorial elegance in the garden knows no bounds!